You just don't have enough experience.

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Being that this is my first blog post here is a picture of a baby.


It's baby Gerald from the hit television show The Simpsons. The baby represents the newness of my blog. As my blog grows I will add new pictures of people in various stages of their life. This blog will be like my own child. I will ignore it and berate it like it is a real child. Speaking of babies my older brother and his wife are expecting a baby. They don't want to know the sex of the baby until it's born, but they said if it's a boy they will name it Conrad William. I told them Conrad Willy sounds like the name of an American folk hero. I'm not sure what they will name the baby if it's a girl. They should name it Hazel in honor of that sassy old lady from the magic bullet infomercials. Observe:


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I am not even sure what's going on in the second video although I agree with Hazel that an omelet isn't exactly camping food. I guess that is the "magic" of the magic bullet. It allows you to make non camping foods in camping situations.

Well that's it for my first blog. Next time I'll show you how to add bacon to any website you want! Thank you! Come again!