B is for Bacon!

I am really tired and really hungry. It's almost 2am and I'm watching Diners, Drive thrus and Dives of the food network. He just went to some place in balmore where they had capn' crunch french toast! Shit looked good. Actually most everything looks good on the food network. Speaking of good food, bacon. Bacon is delicious. I found this nifty little thing on a website called eatskeet.com. It's nice to be able to add some bacon to whatever website you have surfed your self over to especially if you end up on a news site like fox or cnn. Anyways I don't even know why i'm doing a blog post right now. I'm kind of cranky. I spent all day avoiding doing work and looking for a new job. I don't even know why I want a new job so much. It's like a caught a new job bug after I didn't get that one job. If you own a company in NYC and would like to hire me feel free to leave a comment. During my search for a new career I was able to take time to find some interesting videos so I shall now post them for you.

Remember when Cribs used to be hosted by Sir Robin Leech?

I like how the Macho Man was so ahead of his time with the neon colors and the blatant use of cocaine. It's like he just came out of a dance night in LA or BK(brooklyn not burger king although the McDonalds in Adams Morgan DC used to have a dj late night on weekends so he could have gone there.)

Here's another video of the Macho Man . it's a music video!


So I was going to blog some more but I'm bored .

You just don't have enough experience.

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Being that this is my first blog post here is a picture of a baby.


It's baby Gerald from the hit television show The Simpsons. The baby represents the newness of my blog. As my blog grows I will add new pictures of people in various stages of their life. This blog will be like my own child. I will ignore it and berate it like it is a real child. Speaking of babies my older brother and his wife are expecting a baby. They don't want to know the sex of the baby until it's born, but they said if it's a boy they will name it Conrad William. I told them Conrad Willy sounds like the name of an American folk hero. I'm not sure what they will name the baby if it's a girl. They should name it Hazel in honor of that sassy old lady from the magic bullet infomercials. Observe:


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I am not even sure what's going on in the second video although I agree with Hazel that an omelet isn't exactly camping food. I guess that is the "magic" of the magic bullet. It allows you to make non camping foods in camping situations.

Well that's it for my first blog. Next time I'll show you how to add bacon to any website you want! Thank you! Come again!